Lidl still has over 300 million of their 3 stuffing roasts left over from Christmas it was revealed today.
They have been facing increasing problems selling the overstock.
'This is a quality product' said Ken Boothroyd, Lidl Director of Sales.
'It is part of our Deluxe range that we guarantee is actually suitable for human consumption.'
'It has three types of stuffing; Sage and Onion, Parsley and Time (crushed pieces of fake Rolex's) and Fluff and Badger, guaranteed to be no more than 10% belly button fluff.'
'And of course the meat content is up 300% over last years to 6%.'
'We guarantee at least 12% of the meat is from known species like pigeon, sparrow and flying fish.'
'This is a locally sourced product. A man called Gunther runs around the town square of Heidelberg with a net catching anything that moves.'
'One year a small child ended up in the roast but we don't talk about that.'
'Guaranteed no more children. We think.'