Angelina Jolie has undergone further surgery to remove a persistent lump.
Described by surgeons as 'a ball of malignant bile spewing hate', Jon Voight has been successfully removed from Angelina's back.
'It is a blessed relief.' said Ms. Jolie.
'Let's put to one side the shitty upbringing and constant put downs from an old man with a failing career.'
'But he has been listening to talk radio and has been vomitting hateful nonsense like some hybrid of Bill O'Reilly and Rush Limbaugh.'
'It became too much. So he's been removed from my back and we are hoping to put him in a jar of formaldehyde. I'm sure he'll be fine in there.'