Two men who have jumped off a huge cliff in Yosemite National park have died it was announced today.
Ken Blurndt and Tristan Clove were attempting an illegal wing suit flight when they struck a rock face whilst trying to fly through a small notch in the rock.
'These things happen when you jump off huge cliff faces' said mountain rescue worker Chuck Pendleton.
'We have this thing these days called gravity. It helps stop us all floating off into space and suffucating to death whilst your rib cage explodes.'
'The down side is that jumping off very tall things does tend to lead to a terminal case of Rock In The Face.'
'Still, it's not like, as a volunteer, I haven't got better things to be doing like working my shift in the hospital or spending time with my kids.'
'I love finding the strawberry jam remains of two fucking morons with more money than sense.'
Ken Blurndt and Tristan Clove were attempting an illegal wing suit flight when they struck a rock face whilst trying to fly through a small notch in the rock.
'These things happen when you jump off huge cliff faces' said mountain rescue worker Chuck Pendleton.
'We have this thing these days called gravity. It helps stop us all floating off into space and suffucating to death whilst your rib cage explodes.'
'The down side is that jumping off very tall things does tend to lead to a terminal case of Rock In The Face.'
'Still, it's not like, as a volunteer, I haven't got better things to be doing like working my shift in the hospital or spending time with my kids.'
'I love finding the strawberry jam remains of two fucking morons with more money than sense.'