Prince Harry has spoken of how the Army saved his life and the importance of national service.
Calling for a reintroduction of National Service, Harry said 'The Army kept me on the straight and narrow.'
'There are so many directionless and undisciplined young people out there that national service could solve a lot of problems.'
Harry's aide, a man simply called Olly, added 'Harry would have led a horrific life without the Army.'
'Snorting cocaine off a Duke's 18 year old daughters arse whilst having his face ridden by as much society fanny as he could handle whilst gorging on foie gras and truffles.'
'An absolute fucking nightmare.'
Calling for a reintroduction of National Service, Harry said 'The Army kept me on the straight and narrow.'
'There are so many directionless and undisciplined young people out there that national service could solve a lot of problems.'
Harry's aide, a man simply called Olly, added 'Harry would have led a horrific life without the Army.'
'Snorting cocaine off a Duke's 18 year old daughters arse whilst having his face ridden by as much society fanny as he could handle whilst gorging on foie gras and truffles.'
'An absolute fucking nightmare.'