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| £8bn to be spent giving David Cameron a larger face |
Critics have said that David Cameron's proposal to inject £8 billion of extra funding into the NHS as like spitting on the Hindenburg.
Speaking from her broom cupboard office, Nurse Practitioner Susie Malton said 'Does he know what that actually equates to?'
'You can't use such a small amount to open all services on a Sunday and increase the general funding for the NHS.'
'At best that amount will mean every facility can add a doormat for everyone to wipe their feet on, preferably with his stupid little face on it.'
'At worst we all get a new tea mug. With his stupid little face on it. That we can then smash into a thousand tiny pieces. And jump on. And grind into dust. And set fire to.'
Speaking from her broom cupboard office, Nurse Practitioner Susie Malton said 'Does he know what that actually equates to?'
'You can't use such a small amount to open all services on a Sunday and increase the general funding for the NHS.'
'At best that amount will mean every facility can add a doormat for everyone to wipe their feet on, preferably with his stupid little face on it.'
'At worst we all get a new tea mug. With his stupid little face on it. That we can then smash into a thousand tiny pieces. And jump on. And grind into dust. And set fire to.'