David Cameron today announced that not only was he going to take the earnings of illegal workers but cut their oxygen allowance also.
'This is a sensible policy for a prosperous Britain' he said.
'Our precious air is for us alone and we are more than generous allowing them to breathe. From now on they will exist in a semi - conscious state and be unable to work'
The policy which has been described by fellow Tories as 'a radical and welcome step forward' but by everyone else as 'the actions of an exasperating cunt', is to begin layer this year.
Campaigners who feel confidemt the Human Rights Act will negate the effects are now concerned about the scrapping of said act.
'I'm pretty sure a police officer can now smash your face in whilst whistling the theme to Z Cars and you would have to pay him a fine for getting blood on his truncheon. And then he would have his way with you and get blood on his truncheon'
'For a better, brighter, bastardier Britain.'
'This is a sensible policy for a prosperous Britain' he said.
'Our precious air is for us alone and we are more than generous allowing them to breathe. From now on they will exist in a semi - conscious state and be unable to work'
The policy which has been described by fellow Tories as 'a radical and welcome step forward' but by everyone else as 'the actions of an exasperating cunt', is to begin layer this year.
Campaigners who feel confidemt the Human Rights Act will negate the effects are now concerned about the scrapping of said act.
'I'm pretty sure a police officer can now smash your face in whilst whistling the theme to Z Cars and you would have to pay him a fine for getting blood on his truncheon. And then he would have his way with you and get blood on his truncheon'
'For a better, brighter, bastardier Britain.'