The Winner of the RHS Chelsea Flower Show has been announced as 'Renters Back Garden Where Landlord Can't Be Fucked To Improve It And Tenants Too Skint To Do It Themselves.'
Described by Monty Don as 'A stunning piece that is an indictment on urban inner city decay' but by its tenants as 'A rancid pit of despair to be avoided at all costs incase there is a dead cat in it' it won the Silver Gilt Medal.
'A magnificent achievement' said Don.
'It was a hair's breadth from a Gold medal. It just needed an old washing machine or sofa in it.'
'Or perhaps a leaking caravan with a long dead elderly relative no one can afford to bury.'
'Another classic Chelsea winner.'
Described by Monty Don as 'A stunning piece that is an indictment on urban inner city decay' but by its tenants as 'A rancid pit of despair to be avoided at all costs incase there is a dead cat in it' it won the Silver Gilt Medal.
'A magnificent achievement' said Don.
'It was a hair's breadth from a Gold medal. It just needed an old washing machine or sofa in it.'
'Or perhaps a leaking caravan with a long dead elderly relative no one can afford to bury.'
'Another classic Chelsea winner.'