Gerry Adams and Prince Charles were spotted leaving a Holiday Inn Express together this morning.
Infra-red cameras caught the nocrurnal activities of the couple who met yesterday and held each others gaze in a prolonged hand shake.
As Charles was hurried into a waiting Rolls Royce, Gerry Adams gave a statement to the press.
'Charles and I have reconciled after all these years.'
'After he left me for Camilla I was so furious we killed his uncle. Nobody ever leaves me!'
'But time is a great healer. And together we rekindled our romance and Charles was as gentle a lover as I remember.'
'Never has the phrase Britain and Ireland Come Together been more apt.'
Infra-red cameras caught the nocrurnal activities of the couple who met yesterday and held each others gaze in a prolonged hand shake.
As Charles was hurried into a waiting Rolls Royce, Gerry Adams gave a statement to the press.
'Charles and I have reconciled after all these years.'
'After he left me for Camilla I was so furious we killed his uncle. Nobody ever leaves me!'
'But time is a great healer. And together we rekindled our romance and Charles was as gentle a lover as I remember.'
'Never has the phrase Britain and Ireland Come Together been more apt.'