Gerry Adams and Prince Charles were spotted leaving a Holiday Inn Express together this morning.

Infra-red cameras caught the nocrurnal activities of the couple who met yesterday and held each others gaze in a prolonged hand shake.

As Charles was hurried into a waiting Rolls Royce, Gerry Adams gave a statement to the press.

'Charles and I have reconciled after all these years.'

'After he left me for Camilla I was so furious we killed his uncle. Nobody ever leaves me!'

'But time is a great healer. And together we rekindled our romance and Charles was as gentle a lover as I remember.'

'Never has the phrase Britain and Ireland Come Together been more apt.'

 
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