The UK economy has entered a period of deflation not seen for over 50 years it was announced yesterday.
Speaking from his hot air balloon, Mark Carney, Governor of the Bank of England said 'Deflation? Yes it is happening.'
'The concern is that people will hold off making major purchases in case prices fall. This would lead to a stagnant economy.'
'Japan suffered this for over a decade in the 90s and it was terrible for the nation.'
'What? Yes, I'm talking about deflation. Oh the balloon is going down?'
'How do you brits say it? Cunty Bollocks.'
Speaking from his hot air balloon, Mark Carney, Governor of the Bank of England said 'Deflation? Yes it is happening.'
'The concern is that people will hold off making major purchases in case prices fall. This would lead to a stagnant economy.'
'Japan suffered this for over a decade in the 90s and it was terrible for the nation.'
'What? Yes, I'm talking about deflation. Oh the balloon is going down?'
'How do you brits say it? Cunty Bollocks.'