The news that Greggs the Bakers had decided to stop selling loaves was met with outcries of derision today.
But Greggs spokesman Henry Sepp has performed an astonishing U-turn.
'We hear you loud and clear but loaves just don't sell' said Mr. Sepp.
'So how about a range of pastry loaves? The meat and potato sliced white bread. The cheese and onion crusty cob. And the chicken and mushroom crumpet?'
'Though dont buy the Apple Turnover Potato cake will you? It's an exploding molten lava dripping cascade of hideousness.'
But Greggs spokesman Henry Sepp has performed an astonishing U-turn.
'We hear you loud and clear but loaves just don't sell' said Mr. Sepp.
'So how about a range of pastry loaves? The meat and potato sliced white bread. The cheese and onion crusty cob. And the chicken and mushroom crumpet?'
'Though dont buy the Apple Turnover Potato cake will you? It's an exploding molten lava dripping cascade of hideousness.'