Marks and Spencer have released a new pair of underpants that are getting the nations men in a tizzy.

The tan suede pants with ziplock fly have been described as the most luxurious grots ever made.

'It feels so good' said office worker Ash Kennedy.

'It's like having a small nest of dormice nestled on your knob. I'm so relaxed.'

'And my bollocks have never felt better. Imagine a geisha wearing fur lined gloves inside out gently cupping your balls whilst singing an ancient nursery rhyme.'

'My knackers have never felt so zen.'

 
Top