Marks and Spencer have released a new pair of underpants that are getting the nations men in a tizzy.
The tan suede pants with ziplock fly have been described as the most luxurious grots ever made.
'It feels so good' said office worker Ash Kennedy.
'It's like having a small nest of dormice nestled on your knob. I'm so relaxed.'
'And my bollocks have never felt better. Imagine a geisha wearing fur lined gloves inside out gently cupping your balls whilst singing an ancient nursery rhyme.'
'My knackers have never felt so zen.'
The tan suede pants with ziplock fly have been described as the most luxurious grots ever made.
'It feels so good' said office worker Ash Kennedy.
'It's like having a small nest of dormice nestled on your knob. I'm so relaxed.'
'And my bollocks have never felt better. Imagine a geisha wearing fur lined gloves inside out gently cupping your balls whilst singing an ancient nursery rhyme.'
'My knackers have never felt so zen.'