Benedict Cumberbatch ended last night's performance of Hamlet with an impassioned plea for politicians to do more over the Syrian refugee crisis.
Cucumbersnatch, who often uses this platform to make appeals, turned the air blue with his pleas.
'Ignore the fucking politcians and give us your money' said Clungerflange, chanelling Bob Geldof.
'They are cunts all of them. Cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts' said the ever eloquent Chunderhatch.
'So please, I beg you, find your humanity and give money and write to politicians to help these poor, desperate people.'
Chandlerwax next stars in a self-penned west end play entitled 'The Search for a Less Ridiculous Surname.'