Daniel Craig has been working hard on a new character during his James Bond press tour it has been announced.
The character, called 'Cunt', is an irascible, short tempered, ungrateful little shit who works for 4 months a year and gets paid millions of pounds to do it.
'His interviews of late show he is nailing it!' said his PA Ash Kennedy.
'When I get his coffee order slightly wrong, say with only two extra shots instead of three, he tosses the boiling hot beverage in my 'stupid, ugly' face.'
'It used to be quite desirable but obviously the burns have put paid to that.'
'And then of course there is the punishment for picking him up late if I get stuck in traffic beyond my control.'
'The repeated kicks to the bollocks over the years have turned them into squishy beachballs. I didn't want kids anyway.'
'So he is really perfecting the new role. The collosal fucking cunt.'