An article in The Independent has highlighted how, along with everything else you do on a daily basis according to recent articles, you are reading the paper wrong.
Along with a stream of clickbait articles entitled variously 'You are Washing the car/exercising/walking/eating/breathing/wanking wrong', there is advice on just how to read the paper.
'Since being taken over by a Russian billionaire who seems to want to turn it into a meme driven equivalent of the Daily Mail, the Independent should be read thusly:' said an article by Ash Kennedy, since removed from The Independent's website.
'Go in to a shop. Find the Independent. Poor coke, bottled water, washing up liquid, squirty cream, lighter fluid and vodka all over it, set fire to it, and dance a jig to the god of shit journalism.'
'Then leave realising that an erstwhile institution is dead and that the Guardian isn't far behind. Then cry and kill yourself.'