Motorways are to be widened to four lanes across the UK to accomodate drivers of expensive German cars it has been announced.
Drivers of Mercedes, BMW's and Audis will have their own lane next to the central reservation.
There they can travel at whatever speed they desire, drive only 4 inches from the car in front whilst going 110mph, flash their headlights spasmodically and uncontrollably and generally act like utter twats.
The need for this lane has grown in recent years as the middle aged men have acquired more wealth but not quite enough to buy themselves a Porsche.
This inferiority complex towards the richer man has seen an explosion in the sales of high spec German vehicles driven like bellends with a deathwish that everyone else wishes would just fuck off and die.