'Music' impresario and lover of himself Simon Cowell has denied paying the goverment to ignore scientific advice and push for the badger cull.
Cowell, 76, said 'I do not use my personal wealth to influence government policy. And my hair is my own'.
However Sarah Johnson, a makeup artist on The X Factor disagrees.
'Simon is a notorious slap head.' she said. 'We have a collection of 30 different wigs all slightly different lengths made from the finest badger.'
She continued 'He has a special room where they make the gas to place down the badger sets. It's a weaponised version of his aftershave.'
Cowell denies this and says it is not unusual for a man of his age to have a full head of pitch black hair.
