Barack Obama has dispatched Secretary of State John Kerry to Israel to deliver important news it was announced today.
After Netanyahu's re-election a new phase in US/Israeli relations is to emerge in a bid to re-energise stalling relations.
Speaking on this topic Obama said 'Our highest envoy, John Kerry, has left on a vital mission.'
He continued 'We take a message of peace and tolerance. We believe in goodwill towards your neighbours, of being tolerant and patient with those who hold different beliefs.'
'But if Bibi doesn't like that, then flip him off and call him a cunt.'
'He really has been acting like one recently with his blunt racism and his obvious comb over. Just admit you're bald, you bigoted bastard.'
