Recent incidents of sexist chanting at football matches has led women's groups to demand action.
But Marcus Walton of the Campaign For Equality said 'I totally hear the pleas of women everywhere.'
He continued 'They need to understand that me and the boys have got their backs and will campaign tirelessly on their behalf. It's really exhausting work though so if they wouldn't mind getting in the kitchen and making a brew that would be great.'
'I've got a press conference on shattering the glass ceiling next week and need a shirt ironing and my suit dry cleaning too so if one of you lovely ladies could sort that out too thanks.'
'And I'm really tense. Maybe a quick blowie?'