Committed earth mother Jezebel Michaelangelo (born Christine Smith) was arrested today for allowing her children, Milo and Gabriel, to drown.
Spending the day visitting Fountain Abbey in Yorkshire, Ms. Michaelangelo allowed her children, aged 3 and 5, to explore the Abbey and grounds unattended.
Speaking to The Morning Gerald from her cell she said 'Milo and Gabriel have always been allowed to express their thoughts and feelings in a free and open manner'.
She continued 'Allowing them to indulge their impulses will open them to new possibilities and a less rigid existence.'
Ms. Michaelangelo, who is a crystal healer, watched as her children drowned but prevented people helping them.
'They have both found their own path. That is most important.'
Curious about her lifestyle, we asked how she was able to support herself and two children as a crystal healer.
'Oh I have mummy and daddy's trust fund. I was forced to go to Cambridge where I got a first in Law. I was not going to let my children suffer as I do.
Ms. Michaelangelo has been charged with manslaughter and being a fucking demented upper-middle class twat.
