With the festival of Jesus Zombification upon us, many feel the need to wake their loved ones with breakfast in bed.
However this year Richards Miles, 40 from St. Helens, was woken to a special treat his children had laid on.
Keen to reward their hard working Dad, children Kerry and John presented their dad with a full fry up.
'It was a lovely gesture' said Richard.
'But trying to create an easter themed breakfast by frying easter eggs was a mistake.'
'It looked like a fucking steaming jobby on a plate. It was absolutely fucking rank.'
'Thank god they didn't think to make eggs benedict. It would have looked like a dirty protest.'
However this year Richards Miles, 40 from St. Helens, was woken to a special treat his children had laid on.
Keen to reward their hard working Dad, children Kerry and John presented their dad with a full fry up.
'It was a lovely gesture' said Richard.
'But trying to create an easter themed breakfast by frying easter eggs was a mistake.'
'It looked like a fucking steaming jobby on a plate. It was absolutely fucking rank.'
'Thank god they didn't think to make eggs benedict. It would have looked like a dirty protest.'