Stevie McCrorie, the Scottish fireman with a heart of gold has won this years The Voice UK.
Mentored by Ricky Wilson of The Kaiser Chiefs, he has been tutored in advanced techniques for coping with the upcoming changes in his life.
'It's going to be a huge transition' said Wilson.
'He has to get straight into a studio and lay down 10 to 14 tracks straight away.'
He continued 'But this is where I have really been giving him intensive tution. We release his album which reaches number 124 in the charts. He now knows how to deal with the humiliation.'
'Then he can employ his new 'dropped by record label' skills. Then his interview technique kicks in when he discusses his 'return to the studio to work on new material'
'Then his final two skills. He's been taught all the lines to Jack and the Beanstalk for panto.'
'Finally he knows advanced wrist arterial opening techniques for his inevitable total break down and suicide.'
'It was very successful for Big Lass, Blind Irish Girl and Braces Black Bloke. Well have you heard from them since?'
Mentored by Ricky Wilson of The Kaiser Chiefs, he has been tutored in advanced techniques for coping with the upcoming changes in his life.
'It's going to be a huge transition' said Wilson.
'He has to get straight into a studio and lay down 10 to 14 tracks straight away.'
He continued 'But this is where I have really been giving him intensive tution. We release his album which reaches number 124 in the charts. He now knows how to deal with the humiliation.'
'Then he can employ his new 'dropped by record label' skills. Then his interview technique kicks in when he discusses his 'return to the studio to work on new material'
'Then his final two skills. He's been taught all the lines to Jack and the Beanstalk for panto.'
'Finally he knows advanced wrist arterial opening techniques for his inevitable total break down and suicide.'
'It was very successful for Big Lass, Blind Irish Girl and Braces Black Bloke. Well have you heard from them since?'