In the wake of this year's easter celebrations, a mass grave has been found.
Over 300 6ft tall easter bunnies were found in a shallow grave outside Bromley.
Speaking exclusively to The Morning Gerald, farmer Giles Hove said he was responsible and would do it again.
'They are a menace to society. Every year they roam the country handing out easter eggs in baskets, terrorising young children.'
'I thought that this had to stop. So I jumped in my Land Rover and grabbed my shotgun and went hunting.'
'A cull of this size should rid us of these vermin for years to come.'
A spokesman for the Easter Bunny Performing Society had this to say to Farmer Hove.
'It's men in costume you thick, inbred cunt! You've just murdered 300 innocent men. You utter, colossal fucktard. My brother was one of them you mono braincelled wanker.'