Watching animated Gifs of rabbits kissing and lorries crashing is better than a massive bag of weed it emerged today.
Speaking from inside a skunk cloud, Professor Charles Langtree of Felchfield Polytechnic said 'I have been staring at Gifs for 6 hours straight now and I feel so bliss.'
'The weed is just for medicinal purposes and has no effect on me. But watching that lorry split in two over and over makes me so relaxed.'
'I am writing a paper on the effect. It started out being called 'Relaxation Effects and Endorphin Release from Pleasant Visual Stimuli.''
'Now I've just rolled it into a massive Camberwell carrot. Here, have a bang on that.'