Having a hallucinogenic mind bending hyperspace experience will soon be available to everyone legally.
The public launch of the Occulus Rift Virtual Reality headset, which has been announced for early 2016, will finally give the public the safe acid experience they have always wanted.
'I have dreamed of this for years' said accountant Ash Kennedy.
'At the weekend I want to spend my time in an altered state of conciousness exploring the limits of the universe.'
'And if I can do that by avoiding a bloke wearing a tracksuit called Terry who hangs around in a park selling tabs then that's a good thing.'
'The scar across his face and the acrid smell of week old pants puts a bit of a downer on my mind expanding experience.'
The public launch of the Occulus Rift Virtual Reality headset, which has been announced for early 2016, will finally give the public the safe acid experience they have always wanted.
'I have dreamed of this for years' said accountant Ash Kennedy.
'At the weekend I want to spend my time in an altered state of conciousness exploring the limits of the universe.'
'And if I can do that by avoiding a bloke wearing a tracksuit called Terry who hangs around in a park selling tabs then that's a good thing.'
'The scar across his face and the acrid smell of week old pants puts a bit of a downer on my mind expanding experience.'