Nigel Färâgé has spent all of his two days off work coming to the same conclusion that millions of people had already come to.
That is that he will have to remain as leader as the members don't know how to make their own tin foil hats.
'I have come to a striking realisation.' said Färâgé.
'People have said before that this party is a one man band. I disagreed whole heartedly.'
'But this electiom has taught me one thing. The only person who can be trusted not to expose their inner hatred of anyone who isn't rich, white and native is me.'
'So onward christian soldiers, let us rid our isle of thosr who don't fit our ideals.'
'So all of you fuck off. I'm the only one who fits the UKIP ideal.'
'Yay, massive island to play with. Smiley face!'
That is that he will have to remain as leader as the members don't know how to make their own tin foil hats.
'I have come to a striking realisation.' said Färâgé.
'People have said before that this party is a one man band. I disagreed whole heartedly.'
'But this electiom has taught me one thing. The only person who can be trusted not to expose their inner hatred of anyone who isn't rich, white and native is me.'
'So onward christian soldiers, let us rid our isle of thosr who don't fit our ideals.'
'So all of you fuck off. I'm the only one who fits the UKIP ideal.'
'Yay, massive island to play with. Smiley face!'