David Cameron has released details of his new cabinet and it has been universally accepted as superb.
'My new cabinet is the brown beach Regissör from Ikea. It has glass doors atop multiple drawers and will look exquisite next to the bureau.'
We have 3 in our offices and can confirm that they are superb cabinets. Reliable, functioning amd unlikely to brief the press behind your back they reallt can be relied upon.
But what of Camerons other cabinet?
'Oh the usual bunch of malcontents, misanthropists and racists.'
'Anyway, I've got my job for the next five years. Good luck everyone!'
'My new cabinet is the brown beach Regissör from Ikea. It has glass doors atop multiple drawers and will look exquisite next to the bureau.'
We have 3 in our offices and can confirm that they are superb cabinets. Reliable, functioning amd unlikely to brief the press behind your back they reallt can be relied upon.
But what of Camerons other cabinet?
'Oh the usual bunch of malcontents, misanthropists and racists.'
'Anyway, I've got my job for the next five years. Good luck everyone!'