New advice was released today following news that the childhood obesity epidemic is reaching dangerously levels.
Professor Charles Langtree of Felchfield Polytechnic has been conducting a longitudinal study into this increasingly worrying social issue.
'After years of research our conclusion is that parents should stop feeding their fucking children whenever they demand feeding and stop giving them adult size portions.'
He continued 'Look, it's simple. You child demands more food. Say no. They throw a tantrum. Put them in their room until they calm down. Repeat as necessary.'
'Kids need to know that no means no and equally, yes means yes. You promise something, fulfill the promise. You say no, mean it and don't give in.'
'It's not hard. Tiring yes. But not hard.'
'Why am I having to tell grown adults simple things like they are fucking kids?'
'This will get thrown back in my face anyway because 'You don't understand my child who is special and different' or 'My child needs the freedom to express themselves / run riot.'
'I give up. Cunts.'
Professor Charles Langtree of Felchfield Polytechnic has been conducting a longitudinal study into this increasingly worrying social issue.
'After years of research our conclusion is that parents should stop feeding their fucking children whenever they demand feeding and stop giving them adult size portions.'
He continued 'Look, it's simple. You child demands more food. Say no. They throw a tantrum. Put them in their room until they calm down. Repeat as necessary.'
'Kids need to know that no means no and equally, yes means yes. You promise something, fulfill the promise. You say no, mean it and don't give in.'
'It's not hard. Tiring yes. But not hard.'
'Why am I having to tell grown adults simple things like they are fucking kids?'
'This will get thrown back in my face anyway because 'You don't understand my child who is special and different' or 'My child needs the freedom to express themselves / run riot.'
'I give up. Cunts.'