Televangelist Pastor Geoffrey Galton has announced his new fund raising initiative 'Jets for Jesus'.
Launching the campaign on his ministry's website, the pastor is asking the faithful to donate all their spare cash (unless of course you are poor and you don't have spare cash. In which case just donate your normal cash you spend on food and clothes) so he can spread the word of God.
'The Lord's message needs to be spread far and wide and shit.' said Pastor Galton.
'We have identified where my wife and 17 children need to spread the word most. The Bahamas, Seychelles, Hawaii and Ibiza seem Godless areas that need our attention.'
'So help us spread the word by donating to Jets for Jesus else your eternal soul will burn in hell and be damned!'
'Oh and dig extra deep because I want the leather and velour massaging seats with extra large champagne bottle holders. For Jesus.'