Billie Faiers, one of two sister's who appear in The Only Way Is Essex made an announcement today.
Holding a press conference to make the announcement, The Morning Gerald couldn't make it due to unforeseen not giving a shit.
'I told the editor that there was some TOWIE news and should we go to the press conference and cover it.'
'He threw a stapler at me, told me I was without doubt the stupidest cunt he had ever laid eyes on and told me in no uncertain terms to do unrepeatable things to my mother.'
'But I do love working at this paper. The Editor can be a massive fucking lovely person (Editor change) at times and I think he may have the world's smallest ego and temper (Editor change) but it's a fun job.'
'When I'm not removing a stapler from my face.'
Holding a press conference to make the announcement, The Morning Gerald couldn't make it due to unforeseen not giving a shit.
'I told the editor that there was some TOWIE news and should we go to the press conference and cover it.'
'He threw a stapler at me, told me I was without doubt the stupidest cunt he had ever laid eyes on and told me in no uncertain terms to do unrepeatable things to my mother.'
'But I do love working at this paper. The Editor can be a massive fucking lovely person (Editor change) at times and I think he may have the world's smallest ego and temper (Editor change) but it's a fun job.'
'When I'm not removing a stapler from my face.'