Cockney sparrow Alfie Sykes has won the inaugural 'Say London for Bloody Ages' competition.
Sykes, 34 of Hackney, said he didn't have to alter his speech patterns at all.
'Often I find people leave the room, go about their business and come back and I am still saying the name of our capital.'
'I do it for the prize though. 300 tons of jellied eals and as many pearly queens as I can stomach.'
'Is this your first time in Laaaaaaaarndooooooooo.....'
We left after 20 minutes.