Fathers across the world will be given socks today in a display of supreme ingratitude.
Dad of two, Ash Kennedy, said 'I can buy myself socks thanks.'
'Socks have never been easier to buy and will never be exciting. Unless they come up with a sock that sucks you off, I don't want them as a present.'
'How about a game for the PS4? I gladly leave it alone for at least 4 minutes a day to spend with my ungrateful little shi..... darlings.'
'Or how about getting through a day without all the crying? Every day, without fail, you bring me to tears.'
'I can't take it much longer. But what will help stave off the inevitable breakdown is NOT BUYING ME FUCKING SOCKS!'