Saudi Prince Asham Bin Saud has said that the Wikileaks documents are a travesty.
Speaking from his flying megayacht, The Happy Hooker, Prince Asham said 'There have been vicious, unsubstantiated and malicious rumours about the spending habits of the House of Saud'
'It was said a Princess paid $800,000 for a limousine service and then never paid. This would never happen'
'We tip waiters $1 million just for brining the wine menu. Then we throw it in their faces and call them an infidel because we don't drink!'
'Then we tip them another $1 million for tolerating our outburst.'
'The Princess would never use such a cheap limousine service. Likely she had that money in the form of a cheque and wiped her arse with it.'
'So how dare you spread these lies. We have a people to keep poor and rub our wealth in their faces. We would never be so frugal!'