The International Sausage Federation has released a shock statement today.
Set up to further the rights of sausages, ISF President, Pepperoni, said 'We have unanimously come to this shocking conclusion.'
'The executive committe, consisting of Bratwurst, Cumberland and Kielbasa, agree with me that Chorizo is a complete wanker.'
'Any recipe you put him in, all you can taste is chorizo. Any colours, maybe some nice collared greens or a vibrant yellow pepper, come out a washed out, blood stained red.'
'Let's not forget the small oil slick that makes guillemots nervous. And the overpowering stench of, what is claimed paprika, but I think may be a stale donkeys arse.'
'Chorizo. Just fuck off will you.'