There has been a worrying increase in the sheer number of fucking lunatics that take religious texts literally it has emerged.
Ultra-Orthodox Jewish mentalist Yishai Schlissel yesterday stabbed 6 gay people on a gay pride march.
Speaking from his cell, Mr. Schlissel said 'This is just the beginning.'
'If I'm paroled I'm going to take some slaves, beat some women for talking back to me and find a farmer who has planted two crops next to each other and stone him to death.'
'It's fine. It's all sanctioned in the bible. And we are constantly told that all of this land, including the West Bank and Gaza, is ours through biblical right.'
'So I assume by that logic I can go on a fire and brimstone rampage and kill gays and take 17 wives.'
'As is our biblical right.'