The amount of untruths and general disdain for anything relating to facts or evidence in the book 'How to be a Christian Psychic' by Adrian Lee has caused a schism in the space-time continuum it was announced.
Speaking from his laboratory at Felchfield Polytechnic, Professor Charles Langtree said 'Frankly, the universe can't cope.'
'Firstly it's about Christianity. The sheer volume of bibles in the world already makes the universe shudder. A story of a cult leading magician and his band of gullible loons faith healing the terminally baffled is a steaming pile of horseshit of the highest order.'
'But, oh no, that's not enough. Let's throw being a psychic in there too. A practice so tied up in theatricality and the susceptibility of its victims to suggestion that entire galaxies weep at its presence.'
'Mashing these two hideous entities into one volume is too much and a huge tear in the space time continumm has occurred by the sun and is swallowing it whole. We are all doomed.'
'And it's all because cunts won't stop publishing bullshit and preying on people to make a quick buck. Wankers.'