Labour shadow chancellor nobody Chris Leslie has warned that if Jeremy Corbyn beomes Labour leader, we will all acquire terminal diseases.
Speaking from underhis tin foil hat, Mr. Leslie said 'People will abandon public services if Jeremy Corbyn is leader.'
'They will all catch AIDS and get arse cancer because everyone knows that socialists cause cancer.'
'And he will kill your first born. And take your house. And rape your cattle. And shag your wife.'
'And, and, and he will get space aliens to possess your body and make you work down a coal mine.'
Mr. Leslie will be held in a secure unit until further notice.