The decision to include George W. Bush in jury duty was made to get him inside a courtroom it has been revealed.
Once inside his Secret Service agents can be legally disarmed and Mr. Bush can be arrested for war crimes in Iraq.
'There was one thing we didn't count on though' said officer of the court Ash Kennedy.
'He turned up at the local tennis club, wandered out onto a court during a game and said 'Let's fry some people!'
'We didn't take into account his immense moronic stupidity. There is no man alive, after all, as brain dead and hollow behind the eyes.'
'Well, apart from Donald Trump.'