A German and Austrian convoy have arrived in Hungary to allegedly help the poor refugees it has been revealed.
Arrving in a column of 300 panzer tanks, Gerhard Schmidt of the Austro-Hungarian Revivalist society said 'We come in peace to help those who are desperate.'
'We have brought food, water and means of transport for those who are escaping persecution.'
'And for the rest of Hungary we have brought cluster bombs, shells and a bizarre sense of historical injustice.'
'But don't worry. It's much more chilled this time. There will be none of that Jew killing nonsense. Just a thousand years of very efficient manufacturing and tasty hot dog sausages.'