Kanye West is to run for all known deities in 2024 it has been announced.
After serving only one term as President from 2020 due to solving all world problems by telling the planet the inspirational story of his invention on leather leggings, he is to move on to Universe governing.
Running for a term as God, the Almighty, Allah or simply 'Kanye', West will surplany existing Gods by knocking them from heaven into orbit around his wife's huge fake arse.
'I can tell my story of my difficuly middle class upbringing, the pain of dealing with my mother's death from a tragic plastic surgery accident and how I overcame all the odds to patronize every other black person.'
'Mine is truly the tale of the Messiah. If the Messiah had been a cool, sexy, hero who finds children's clothes too big. And who worships Beyonce right in front of her husband and my wife.'