Using handfuls of crushed sea salt and liberally throwing it over your food before eating is a confirmed sign of being a twat it was announced today.
Speaking from his armchair in front of the telly, commentator Bill Graves revealed his conclusion.
'When you watch any cooking show, the final flourish is a cascade of crushed sea salt.'
'So I asked a chef friend of mine why.'
He continued 'He said it was for flavour. I said surely normal salt was ok for that and he disagreed. I questioned him on what was in sea salt that was different to normal salt.'
'Nothing. Sod all. It's still just sodium chloride. So because it is attractive little ice bergs of salt rather than granules it must be all about looking good.'
'And aesthetics we all know is the beginnings of twattishness.'
'I invited him round for pie and chips and poured half a kilo of normal salt over it and told him it was my artistic flourish.'
'He ate it. Though he did draw the line when I emptied an entire tub onto his Angel Delight.'
'The big fucking wuss.'