Johnny Depp thinks he has found a way to avoid his illegally imported dogs from being put down.

Currently filming another Pirates film in Australia, Depp avoided quarantine by flying in on a private jet.

'I have quite an ingenious solution' said Depp today.

'I think I can convince people they are Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott.'

He continued 'Their fur is the same colour as Abbott's obvious wig.'

'They tend to bark and growl and be a general annoyance when anyone comes anywhere near them.'

'And, like Abbott, they hump anything that moves.'

'So I think we're fine.'

'Although they do shit in the street. What's that? Oh Abbott does that too? Yep, we're definitely good to go.'

 
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