Johnny Depp thinks he has found a way to avoid his illegally imported dogs from being put down.
Currently filming another Pirates film in Australia, Depp avoided quarantine by flying in on a private jet.
'I have quite an ingenious solution' said Depp today.
'I think I can convince people they are Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott.'
He continued 'Their fur is the same colour as Abbott's obvious wig.'
'They tend to bark and growl and be a general annoyance when anyone comes anywhere near them.'
'And, like Abbott, they hump anything that moves.'
'So I think we're fine.'
'Although they do shit in the street. What's that? Oh Abbott does that too? Yep, we're definitely good to go.'
Currently filming another Pirates film in Australia, Depp avoided quarantine by flying in on a private jet.
'I have quite an ingenious solution' said Depp today.
'I think I can convince people they are Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott.'
He continued 'Their fur is the same colour as Abbott's obvious wig.'
'They tend to bark and growl and be a general annoyance when anyone comes anywhere near them.'
'And, like Abbott, they hump anything that moves.'
'So I think we're fine.'
'Although they do shit in the street. What's that? Oh Abbott does that too? Yep, we're definitely good to go.'