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Labour leadership candidate Chuka Umunna has said that the party has to appeal beyond the London elite.
Failing to wait until the metaphorical corpse of Ed Milibands leadership was even cold before announcing his candidature, Umunna wishes to open the Labour party to more people.
'We failed to speak about aspiration' said Umunna.
'We can ignore the working classes in England because they will vote for us anyway.'
'I mean look at Angela Eagle. She increased her vote share in her Wallasey constituency from 50% to 60% and she barely went there during the campaign. The thick morons.'
'We need to appeal to the elite beyond London. We need to speak to the home counties elite. We need to guarantee that we will keep them perversely rich and promise I will never visit their county.'
'After all these 100% white areas don't want someone with brown skin like me sullying the place.'
'So I promise all brown people will be banned from the home counties.'
'I'll sell my granny if that's what it takes.'
Failing to wait until the metaphorical corpse of Ed Milibands leadership was even cold before announcing his candidature, Umunna wishes to open the Labour party to more people.
'We failed to speak about aspiration' said Umunna.
'We can ignore the working classes in England because they will vote for us anyway.'
'I mean look at Angela Eagle. She increased her vote share in her Wallasey constituency from 50% to 60% and she barely went there during the campaign. The thick morons.'
'We need to appeal to the elite beyond London. We need to speak to the home counties elite. We need to guarantee that we will keep them perversely rich and promise I will never visit their county.'
'After all these 100% white areas don't want someone with brown skin like me sullying the place.'
'So I promise all brown people will be banned from the home counties.'
'I'll sell my granny if that's what it takes.'