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Uttering the words 'Cheeky Nandos' is now a capital offence that will be enacted by being beaten with your scooter it was revealed today.
Other words and phrases that will be punishable by a fucking good thrashing include 'banter', 'bants', 'legend' and 'ledge'.
'We are opposed to draconian laws and punishments' said Human rights lawyer Oliver Groves.
'But we are willing to make an exception for these low slung trouser wearing mockney cunts who deserve, at best, a fucking good twatting and at worst a horrific and painful death for being such arse-stretchingly immense vats of bin juice.'
'Now fuck off back to your homes and put on your Dapper Laughs DVDs you little shits.'
Other words and phrases that will be punishable by a fucking good thrashing include 'banter', 'bants', 'legend' and 'ledge'.
'We are opposed to draconian laws and punishments' said Human rights lawyer Oliver Groves.
'But we are willing to make an exception for these low slung trouser wearing mockney cunts who deserve, at best, a fucking good twatting and at worst a horrific and painful death for being such arse-stretchingly immense vats of bin juice.'
'Now fuck off back to your homes and put on your Dapper Laughs DVDs you little shits.'