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| The dark times cometh |
Jamie Oliver has released a record for Food Revolution Day with Ed Sheeran.
Aimed squarely at educating people about food and reducing obesity, the combination of a knees up mother brown geezer and an insipid man baby, doing all they can to kill off pizza, is the sign of the coming of the dark lord.
And whilst trying to maintain a sense of hope, the signs are not good. The skies have turned blood red and rains of fire pummel the earth.
Even Noel Edmonds seems oddly likeable for the first time in his career. And Piers Morgan is a charming and loveable teddy bear.
Tolerating no pizza and Noel Edmonds being likeable is something maybe, as a populace, we could learn to live with.'
But liking Piers Morgan is Satan's trump card. He knows he's won. Suicide is the only answer. Goodbye cruel world.
Aimed squarely at educating people about food and reducing obesity, the combination of a knees up mother brown geezer and an insipid man baby, doing all they can to kill off pizza, is the sign of the coming of the dark lord.
And whilst trying to maintain a sense of hope, the signs are not good. The skies have turned blood red and rains of fire pummel the earth.
Even Noel Edmonds seems oddly likeable for the first time in his career. And Piers Morgan is a charming and loveable teddy bear.
Tolerating no pizza and Noel Edmonds being likeable is something maybe, as a populace, we could learn to live with.'
But liking Piers Morgan is Satan's trump card. He knows he's won. Suicide is the only answer. Goodbye cruel world.