George Osborne announced the government's plans for increased devolution across the UK today.
The Northern Powerhouse, centred on Manchester, is just the beginning of the devolution revolution.
Political scientist Professor Charles Langtree of Felchfield Polytechnic explains the two other projects.
'The second area to acquire new powers will be the Midland Crackhouse. Here a network of cocaine dens will provide the infrastructure required to get off your face to help you forget you live in the Midlands.'
'Which, for anyone who has ever visitted Brierley Hill will know, is a blessing.
'Finally, the Scottish Get Tae Fuck Out My House will be enacted. Here a nationalist party will take full control of Scotland and tell anyone who may be suspiciously english to get the fuck out.'
'That is already well under way. Frankly it could be done sooner. But Scotland risks becoming the next Russia, in that whilst it is very important, powerful and nationalist, it's still quite fun to poke it with a stick.'
'I think everyone just wants to see Nichola Sturgeon lose her shit. Then, and only then, will the new powers be granted.'
The Northern Powerhouse, centred on Manchester, is just the beginning of the devolution revolution.
Political scientist Professor Charles Langtree of Felchfield Polytechnic explains the two other projects.
'The second area to acquire new powers will be the Midland Crackhouse. Here a network of cocaine dens will provide the infrastructure required to get off your face to help you forget you live in the Midlands.'
'Which, for anyone who has ever visitted Brierley Hill will know, is a blessing.
'Finally, the Scottish Get Tae Fuck Out My House will be enacted. Here a nationalist party will take full control of Scotland and tell anyone who may be suspiciously english to get the fuck out.'
'That is already well under way. Frankly it could be done sooner. But Scotland risks becoming the next Russia, in that whilst it is very important, powerful and nationalist, it's still quite fun to poke it with a stick.'
'I think everyone just wants to see Nichola Sturgeon lose her shit. Then, and only then, will the new powers be granted.'