During a performance in Vancouver, U2 guitarist the Edge fell off the stage in what is being described as a missed opportunity.
Music journalist Niall Quint was in the crowd and had this to say.
'The Edge was hammering at his little effects pedal like a little lap dog humping your leg.'
'The pedal was moving slowly but surely to the edge of the stage and then the Edge met the Edge.'
'Bono looked shocked but unfortunately did not follow his friend and band mate off the stage into the mountain of bacteria ridden broken glass I had placed there.'
'So the tax dodging, business loving, trilby wearing alledged poverty campaigner is still unfortunately alive and infecting the planet with his special brand of being a colossal cunt.'
Music journalist Niall Quint was in the crowd and had this to say.
'The Edge was hammering at his little effects pedal like a little lap dog humping your leg.'
'The pedal was moving slowly but surely to the edge of the stage and then the Edge met the Edge.'
'Bono looked shocked but unfortunately did not follow his friend and band mate off the stage into the mountain of bacteria ridden broken glass I had placed there.'
'So the tax dodging, business loving, trilby wearing alledged poverty campaigner is still unfortunately alive and infecting the planet with his special brand of being a colossal cunt.'