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People professing to be enthused by something to a mathematically impossible amount are to be repeatedly punched in the face it was announced today.
Professor Charles Langtree of Felchfield Polytechnic has been conducting a study of impossible enthusiasm and has reached his final conclusion.
'We asked people on the street out of 10 how much they loved their kids or parents. Most answers were 11 or 12 out of 10.'
'We pointed out the logical inconsistencies and re-specified that it was out of an absolute maximum of 10. Still they said 11 or 12.'
'We also asked how much effort they put in to raising their children as a percentage. Answers ranged from 110 to 200 percent. Again, we pointed out 100% effort is the limit of human capacity and anything over that is impossible. And still people said 110%'
'Our conclusion is that, even when told repeatedly it's impossible to go above out of 10 or 100%, people refused to accept this.'
'However after pummeling their stupid little faces into a strawberry jam pulp we found them much more compliant the little pricks.'
Professor Charles Langtree of Felchfield Polytechnic has been conducting a study of impossible enthusiasm and has reached his final conclusion.
'We asked people on the street out of 10 how much they loved their kids or parents. Most answers were 11 or 12 out of 10.'
'We pointed out the logical inconsistencies and re-specified that it was out of an absolute maximum of 10. Still they said 11 or 12.'
'We also asked how much effort they put in to raising their children as a percentage. Answers ranged from 110 to 200 percent. Again, we pointed out 100% effort is the limit of human capacity and anything over that is impossible. And still people said 110%'
'Our conclusion is that, even when told repeatedly it's impossible to go above out of 10 or 100%, people refused to accept this.'
'However after pummeling their stupid little faces into a strawberry jam pulp we found them much more compliant the little pricks.'