The popular phrase 'Netflix & Chill' meaning come over for casual sex, has been overtaken in these lonely times it has been announced.
The inherent cool of Netflix is far too life affirming and zeitgeisty for how most people feel about their lives.
'I just wish I knew someone I could 'chill' with' said trainee accountant Ash Kennedy.
'I can't afford Netflix, so once every six months, when Amazon hassles me to try Prime free for a month in the hope they can drain both me and my country of what little resources we have left, I take up the offer and watch their completely inferior service.'
'After they have drained me of all hope and money all I have left is to masturbate furiously in a pit of sorrow and despair.'
'So they drain me of my seed too. Welcome to Britain!'