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A massive breach of Britain's national security occurred today.
Today's cabinet meeting catering was supplied by Domino's pizza. They called Number 10 Downing Street to confirm the order and were accidentally put through to the office of the Prime Minister. When they asked if the order was 10 Thermonculear Hot Passion Pizzas the Prime Minister mistakenly thought they were asking for launch codes and gave them.
The confused shop assistant put them into the credit card machine. This launched a Trident missile aimed at North Korea.
A North Korean spokesmen said 'This was an unfortunate turn of events. My house is now an odd shade of fluorescent orange.'