Outdoorsman, chief Scout and tolerable tory Bear Grylls has started a new TV challenge.
After various celebrity survival missions and standing on the edge of cliffs looking hard, Bear's next TV show is all about outdoor cooking.
Initially called 'Bear Grylls Wrestles Naked With Wild Boar And Then Makes A Cracking Hog Roast' he decided to up the ante.
'I need new challenges' said Grylls. 'So if I can kill a grizzly bear before it rips my face off, I can gut it and have lovely grilled grizzly steaks. Yummy.'
The Producer, Mike Rose, said 'When I suggested the new title 'Bear Grylls Grills Bears' I was really thinking of an interview show. But then he went feral and started salivating and sharpening his knife so I thought I should let him do what he wants. I've got a wife and kids.'